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{"type":"standard","title":"The Candy Snatchers","displaytitle":"The Candy Snatchers","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3520195","titles":{"canonical":"The_Candy_Snatchers","normalized":"The Candy Snatchers","display":"The Candy Snatchers"},"pageid":22474173,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/The_Candy_Snatchers_Poster.jpg","width":258,"height":386},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/The_Candy_Snatchers_Poster.jpg","width":258,"height":386},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285167407","tid":"a44adefe-1746-11f0-b430-949401484981","timestamp":"2025-04-12T02:34:22Z","description":"1973 American exploitation crime film by Guerdon Trueblood","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Candy_Snatchers","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Candy_Snatchers?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Candy_Snatchers?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Candy_Snatchers"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Candy_Snatchers","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Candy_Snatchers","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Candy_Snatchers?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Candy_Snatchers"}},"extract":"The Candy Snatchers is a 1973 American exploitation crime film directed by Guerdon Trueblood. The film was unofficially inspired by the kidnapping of Barbara Jane Mackle. It stars Susan Sennett as a teenager who is kidnapped and held for ransom by three amateur criminals. The picture gained cult film status and received a DVD release in 2005 through Subversive Cinema.","extract_html":"
The Candy Snatchers is a 1973 American exploitation crime film directed by Guerdon Trueblood. The film was unofficially inspired by the kidnapping of Barbara Jane Mackle. It stars Susan Sennett as a teenager who is kidnapped and held for ransom by three amateur criminals. The picture gained cult film status and received a DVD release in 2005 through Subversive Cinema.
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