{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
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