{"fact":"A tiger's stripes are like fingerprints","length":39}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}
{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are fish easy to weigh?","punchline":"Because they have their own scales.","id":298}
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